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Big Bad Brad

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

I Got Lazy, Sorry I Am Late

Hi! Guys,

I got lazy last night and watched The Biggest Loser on TV. I do not watch a lot of the reality shows, but this one does provide motivation. Kathy and I are participating in a program called Naturally Slim and I need all the motivation I can get. We drink a mixture of orange juice and water called H2Orange. It is supposed to help speed up your metabolism. All I know is that it makes me urinate a lot, or as they would say at my house " go pee a lot ". Speaking of pee, let me tell you about one of the things that happened at the Shell Factory Flea Market yesterday. Most of the dogs that come out to the Flea Market are very well behaved and their owners keep a close eye on them. Yesterday we had a owner who did not do such a good job of watching her dog. The little dog stopped in front of one of the vendors space and preceded to pee all over a real nice wicker laundry hamper, the man had for sale. Instead of the woman jerking on the dogs leash and making him stop or pulling him away, she actually slowed down and let him finish. This woman did not  offer to apologize or even make up and excuse. She just kept walking. The vendor handled the situation a lot better than I would have, he calmly picked up the hamper and set it down by a garbage barrel. It happened so quick and everybody  that saw it was so flabergasted nobody reacted in time to have a conversation with the woman. I hope you noticed I have not called her a lady once. The morale of this story, please take responsibility for the actions of yourself, children, and yes your pets. I am sorry would have been nice. Last week I told you guys about Junk Man Dan and his wife Cindy. I am going to try and put their picture and one of Attack Dog Reese in this weeks Blog. I hope I do it correctly. Well I still need a little practice to make them go were I want. Yesterday the vendors sure had a lot of quality items for sale. Martin had some of the best deals in three counties on plants. The vendors had fresh baked goods, honey, all kind of vegetables and fruits (did I tell you about Naturally Slim). One man's stuff looked like he had anything you could need to maintain a home or even a small farm. I picked up 20 Hardy Boys Mysteries for the grandchildren. Oh by the way, I had my physical last week. I had lost 14 pounds and my blood pressure was 112 over 65. I was real proud of myself and I am looking forward to being around to aggravate Kathy Lou for at least another 20 years. Have a great day!







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1 comment:

  1. You better not aggravate my "momma"! That was hilarious. The woman with the peepee dog(your grandkids term for the bad dog) should have at least bought the basket. Then She could have used it like a hydrant instead of letting "peepee" dog ruin someone else's stuff too. I am very proud of you and Your physical. Keep up the good work! Love you!

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